What's the best/funniest cold email you've sent/received? 😆💌

I'm thinking of using cold emails as core part of my lead generation strategy. Can't believe I'm spending my Sunday afternoon on r/startup and r/sales reading about cold emails!

I think it's safe to say that cold emails should be more about building a relationship rather than pushing your products onto your prospects. Like good branding, it's a very emotive thing.

So, I want stories from the crew here at Indie Hackers --

What are the funniest/most creative cold emails you've sent or received? I need some laughs and a shot of courage when it's my turn.

Best,